This article is from the The Prisoner FAQ, by Patrick LoPresti patl@lcs.mit.edu with numerous contributions by others.
Resign and wait. Alternatively, travel by rail (recommended) or
by car. Either way, the trip is around 260 miles and 6 to 7 hours
from London.
Begin by getting a map. Good quality maps showing both road and
rail routes everywhere are easily and cheaply available in the UK.
Portmeirion is so small that it is unlikely to be shown on any map
at a scale less than three miles to the inch, but Porthmadog
should provide a point to aim at.
To go by rail:
A comprehensive rail timetable for the UK can be bought for GBP6
('the ABC Rail Guide') at newsagents' shops, the 'official' and
much heavier BR timetable for GBP7.00 at stations.
The nearest main railway station to Portmeirion is at Minffordd,
one-and-a-half miles away. It is an easy walk from there.
Alternatively, travel 3 miles further to Porthmadog (a town,
whereas Minffordd is only a village) and take a taxi from the
station; it's about 3 miles from there. All trains shown below to
Minffordd also call at Porthmadog.
[Oops; the next section needs updating. Send me information if
you are motivated... - Pat]
Currently (winter 1993/4), there are six trains a day to and from
Minffordd, except on Sundays, when there is only one. The line
runs from Shrewsbury to Pwllheli, and this is an extract from the
1993/4 timetable (local trains with no connections to further
afield are ignored):
Monday to Saturday | Sunday (London) 0710 0940 1140 1340 | 0940 (Birmingham) 0655 0925 1152 1404 1558 | 1405 Shrewsbury 0822 1040 1255 1504 1718 | 1612 Minffordd 1202 1427 1559 1810 2028 | 1929 Minffordd 0738 0954 1307 1526 1820 | 1523 Shrewsbury 1046 1259 1723 1937 2127 | 1829 (Birmingham) 1204 1404 1853 2049 2234 | 2007 (London) 1429 1629 2103 2319 0048 | 2310
------------------------------------------------------------------------ Time | |Road |For |Dir|Towards -----+--------------------------+-------+-----+---+--------------------- 00:00|DEPART London (Gt London) |A400 |1/2 m|N |Camden Town 00:02|Turn left onto |A501 |1 m|W |(Marylebone) 00:04|At Marylebone turn off ont|A41 |1/2 m|NW |(St John's Wood) 00:06|At St John's Wood stay on |A41 |1 m|NW | 00:10|At Swiss Cottage stay on t|A41 |4 m|NW |(Cricklewood) 00:20|At Hendon stay on the |A41 |1 m|N | 00:21|Turn off onto |M1 slip|1/4 m|W |(M1 J2) 00:22|At M1 J2 turn off onto |M1 |74 m|N |*Check access* 01:35|At M1 J19 turn off onto |M6 |45 m|W |*Check access* 02:13|At M6 J10A turn off onto |M54 |22 m|W |*Check access* 02:32|Go onto |A5 |12 m|W | 02:55|Turn off onto |A458 |12 m|W |(Middletown) 03:14|At Middletown stay on the |A458 |5 m|W | 03:21|Turn left onto |A483 |1 m|SW |Newtown 03:22|Bear right onto |A458 |1/4 m|W |Welshpool 03:23|At Welshpool stay on the |A458 |16 m|W |(Llanfair Caereinion) 03:45|At Llangadfan stay on the |A458 |11 m|W |(Dinas Mawddwy) 04:00|Turn right onto |A470 |1 m|N |Dolgellau 04:02|At Dinas Mawddwy stay on t|A470 |9 m|NW |Dolgellau 04:16|At Dolgellau stay on the |A470 |2 m|W |Betws Y Coed 04:19|At Llanelltyd stay on the |A470 |14 m|N |Betws Y Coed 04:39|Bear left onto |A487 |2 m|NW |Porthmadog 04:42|At Maentwrog stay on the |A487 |4 m|W |Porthmadog 04:48|ARRIVE Penrhyndeudraeth (G| | | | ------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
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