06 Sixth season episodes (1991-92) (Married With Children)
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06 Sixth season episodes (1991-92) (Married With Children)
Regular cast:
Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy
Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy
Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy
Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy
David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy
Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson D'Arcy
Buck the Dog ........................ Buck
Production staff:
Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran
Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver
Ellen L. Fogle
Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye
Ron Leavitt
Producer ............................ Barbara Blachut Cramer
Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran
Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp
Larry Jacobson
Creative Consultant ................. Marjorie Gross
Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt
Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen
106. 09/08/91 "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 1)" (601) [Taped: 08/16/91]
Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye
In the sixth-season opener, Marcy and Jefferson announce they are
expecting, sending Al into peals of laughter -- until Peggy announces
the same. This is the end of the world for Al. Kelly and Bud are not
very pleased either, and they take it out on him.
["Baby" (in dream) ........... Abraham Benrubi]
107. 09/15/91 "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (part 2)" (602) [08/23/91]
Kevin Curran
Dancing girls in a bar connected to the bus station give Al some
solace -- and a dream of permanent escape -- from Peg's demands for
belly rubbing and an expensive baby accessory.
Bartender ................... Monty Hoffman
Girl Vendor ................. Lisa Saxton
Man with nose ............... Joey Sagal
Girl Dancer ................. Cyndi Pass
108. 09/22/91 "IF AL HAD A HAMMER" (603) [08/30/91] {15.7/24}
Kevin Curran
Armed with determination and the Bundy heirloom hammer, Al builds a room
for himself and himself alone -- until word gets out. Meanwhile, Bud
builds himself a new identity as streetwise "Grandmaster B", but nobody
else can seem to remember it right.
Jill ........................ Bobbie Phillips
Norris ...................... Frank Lloyd
Harriet ..................... Sharyn Leavitt
Nelvia ...................... Ellerine!
Betsy ....................... Catherine Rusoff
Melba ....................... Gita Isak
Melvin ...................... Rick Scarry
Harry ....................... Jeff Michalski
Herb ........................ Anthony S. Johnson
Sony ........................ Bill Cho Lee
109. 09/29/91 "CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD" (604) [09/06/91] {14.6/22}
Teleplay: Brian Scully, Story: Allan Davis
Kelly earns a quick $1000 to buy a gown for the Miss Cheese competition,
and a suspicious Al is out for blood -- then out of blood when he sells
his to stake her moneymaking endeavors. [Note: Al uses the following
nicknames in this episode: Al "The King" Bundy, Al "Icky" Bundy,
Al "Hercules" Bundy, Al "Daddy" Bundy]
Doug ........................ David Dario
James ....................... Bert L. Cook
Adam ........................ B.T. Taylor
Tony ........................ Tom Perna
Slick Stick Jackson ......... James Paradise
Kid ......................... Christian Guzek
110. 10/06/91 "LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" (605) [09/13/91]
Stacie Lipp {13.9/21}
While Peg's away helping Marcy recover her precious childhood belongings
(that Jefferson abandoned in a storage locker), the family has an "anti-
baby meeting" and makes plans for a new Bundy world order, which includes
food, clean clothes, and a "huge-hootered oriental woman" for Al, to
replace the pregzilla Peggy.
Bum ......................... Robert Lesser
Topsy ....................... Renee Tenison
Mrs.Garcia .................. Terri Hoyos
Mopsy ....................... Rosie Tenison
Bathsheba ................... Lisa Saxton
Jorge ....................... Seth Dillon
Salmoe ...................... Tonya Offer
111. 10/13/91 "BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE" (606) [09/27/91] {12.1/17}
Ellen L. Fogle
When a disturbed Buck stops eating and gets all the attention, Peggy
goes home to Wanker County, where her city ways don't set right with
her cousins.
Cousin Eb ................... William Sanderson
Possum Boy .................. John Gerard
Cousin Effie ................ Joey Lauren Adams
Young Kit ................... Patrick Cranshaw
112. 10/27/91 "IF I COULD SEE ME NOW" (607) [10/11/91]
Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse *
Despite overwhelming evidence -- such as nearly driving into a lake,
Al steadfastly maintains he has no need for eyeglasses. But once
fitted, his happiness is blurred by the world he now sees around him.
[Note: Katey Sagal took time-off starting with this episode]
Wally ....................... Robert Fieldsteel
TV Announcer ................ Gene Baxter
113. 11/03/91 "GODS SHOES" (608) [10/18/91]
Ellen L. Fogle
Regaining consciousness after a fall, Al claims to have seen "god",
whose perfect shoes Al decides to market to the masses, using money
that Jefferson took from Marcy.
Sidney Rimhollow ............ Tim Kazurinsky
Host ........................ Larry Jacobson *
Bob ......................... Brad Parker
Lola ........................ Megan O'Hara
Scary Mary .................. June Foray
114. 11/10/91 "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 1)" (609) [10/25/91]
Larry Jacobson
Gypped out of an appearance on public-access TV by her modeling school
teacher, Kelly gets her own show on the air with $35 from her girlfriends.
"Vital social issues'n stuff with KELLY" features an all-girl band, and
some of her friends discussing subjects like "men's butts" and the slut
of the week. This show is so fabulous, the networks are interested.
Vinnie Verducci ............. Matt LeBlanc
Talk Show Host .............. Dinah Lenney
Roberta ..................... Heather Grimes
Cyndy ....................... Donna Eskra
Samantha .................... Georgi Irene
Jeannie ..................... Lisa Fuhrman
Joanie ...................... Kari Wuhrer
115. 11/17/91 "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (part 2)" (610) [11/01/91]
Larry Jacobson
Conclusion. Kelly hits Hollywood and does her thing for the network
brass, who love it - except for some teeny tiny (and disastrous)
suggestions. [Note: the fictitious show posters seen in the studio hall
"Black Cop, White Girl", "The Homeless Detective", "Amos and Andrew",
"Me and the Shiska", all feature series creators Leavitt & Moye and
staff writers, including Larry Jacobsen.]
Jeff Littlehead ............. Jon Lovitz
Cyndy ....................... Donna Eskra
Rock Turboman ............... Pete Steinfeld
Jeannie ..................... Lisa Fuhrman
Roberta ..................... Heather Grimes
Samantha .................... Georgi Irene
Stage Manager ............... Cleveland O'Neal
Joanie ...................... Kari Wuhrer
Hair Dresser ................ Victor Hugo Basso
Gig Fontaine ................ Garth Ancier
Girl #1 ..................... Megan O'Hara
Girl #2 ..................... Denise Lee Richards
116. 11/24/91 "AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK" (611) [11/08/91]
Larry Jacobson
Mistaken identity turns Al from a PI's janitor into a PI, hired by
a comely client who fears family members may interfere with her
expected bequest of a priceless gem from her uncle. Before that
can happen, the uncle is murdered and Al is left holding the knife.
Eventually Al solves the case, only to wake up from a very strange
dream. [Note: Katey Sagal returns in this episode, after being
absent since show #607]
Vanessa Van Pelt ............ Traci Lords
Adolph Van Pelt ............. Anthony James
Bruce Van Pelt .............. David Sederholm
Leonard Van Pelt ............ Frank Lloyd
Tanya Van Pelt .............. Nicole Chamberlain
Sandy ....................... David Wells
Colonel Van Pelt ............ John Randolph
Jack Dallas ................. Ron Leavitt *
117. 12/01/91 "SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT" (612) [11/15/91] {14.0/20}
Stacie Lipp
Peggy sends the kids to spy on Al, to confirm her suspicion that Al's
new-found giddiness is because of an affair, rather than Al's claim
that it's only flirting by a "shoe groupie".
Ricki ....................... Jessica Hahn
Leona ....................... Maggi Montgomery
118. 12/22/91 "I WHO HAVE NOTHING" (613) [12/06/91] {12.1/19}
Katherine Green
The game ball from Al's greatest gridiron day is in the hands of a
former flame, who won't give it back unless she can get her hands on Al.
Sandy ............ Wendie Jo Sperber Lawyer ........... Paul Cira
Aunt Heather ..... Karen Lynn Scott
119. 01/05/92 "THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND" (614) [12/13/91] {13.8/20}
Kevin Curran
Bud does his coolest best while wrapped around the finger of a girl
excited by traditionally non-Bundy things, like rafting and sky-diving.
Meanwhile Peg invites the D'Arcy's over to play a new board game called
"Ethical Dilemma".
Kara ............. Bobbie Phillips Biff ............. Dan Clark
120. 01/19/92 "JUST SHOE IT" (615) [01/10/92] {12.4/19}
Lisa Chernin
Who better to star in a new athletic-shoe commercial than 1966 Polk
High All-City running back and shoe salesman Al Bundy?
Director .................... Steve Vinovich
Caterer ..................... Tom Reilly
Receptionist ................ Elizabeth Giordano
Al's Feet ................... Frank Lloyd
Casting Executive ........... George C. Simms
Himself ..................... Steve Carlton
Himself ..................... Sugar Ray Leonard
Himself ..................... Ed "Too Tall" Jones
Commercial Announcer ........ Jay Gardner
121. 02/09/92 "RITES OF PASSAGE" (616) [01/24/92] {12.0/16}
Ilunga Adell
Peg plans a clown-and-pony party for Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers
him a Bundy tradition -- his first visit to a nudie bar and his first
bar fight. Meanwhile, Buck falls in love with the pony. [Note: this
episode's credits *finally* reveals that Buck the Dog's voice has been
provided by staff writer Kevin Curran. Also, instead of the normal
still frame during the closing credits, there is a scene showing Sticky
playing with a large knife and a teddy bear. ]
Sticky the Clown ............ Roger Hewlett
Roxanne ..................... Gina Puzo
Man ......................... Carl Ciarfalio
Gorgo ....................... Frank Lloyd
Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran *
122. 02/16/92 "THE EGG AND I" (617) [01/31/92] {14.2/20}
Ellen L. Fogle
Marcy's ex-husband Steve is in town and on the lam, carrying hope for
reconciliation and a price on his head for stealing a rare hawk egg.
Steve Rhoades ............... David Garrison
F.B.I. Man .................. Dan Tullis, Jr.
News Anchor ................. Larry McKay
[Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran*]
123. 02/23/92 "DINNER WITH ANTHRAX" (619) [02/14/92] {14.0/20}
Larry Jacobson
It's Al and Peg's 20th anniversary, and Peggy wants only one thing from
Al... Meanwhile Kelly and Bud win the "My dinner with Anthrax" contest,
which means a house party with the thrash-metal band, but there will be
no party unless they get rid of mom and dad first. The answer: tricking
them into taking a Florida "vacation" that turns out to be a time-share
sales scam where the salesman won't leave them alone.
Stan ........................ Fred Willard
V.J. ........................ Roger Rose
Himself ..................... Edd Byrnes
Themselves .................. Anthrax
124. 03/01/92 "PSYCHIC AVENGERS" (618) [02/07/92] {13.4/20}
Calvin Brown, Jr. / Amanda Bearse *
Al is a broken man when the Bundy's can no longer afford to buy a weekly
TV Guide. When Jefferson arrives with a fistful of cash, Al discovers he
has been running a psychic scam called "Madame Zelda". To keep him quiet,
Jefferson decides to let Al in on the deal, but Al soon takes over the
whole operation and the rest of the Bundys join in. Can Al unite the five
psychic bosses of Chicago? Will he be able to escape Madame Inga's curse?
Madam Inga .................. Candice Azzara
Big Bob ..................... Travis Venable
Zelmo ....................... Steven Trevor
Hakbar ...................... Z.Z. Clark
Psychic #1 .................. Larry Udy
Old Lady .................... Barbara Perry
Thursday Markowitz........... . Andy Flaster
Buck the Man ................ Kevin Curran *
125. 03/22/92 "HI I.Q." (620) [02/21/92] {14.7/22}
Steve Crider
An invitation to a join the high intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party is
issued to Kelly -- and not to Bud. When they discover the real reason
behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the
usual Bundy charm (and violence). Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's
Workbench 5000", which unfortunately has "some assembly required". This
challenges the combined intellects of Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy
watch and enjoy the show by taking pictures and counting the injuries.
Scott ....................... Joshua Rifkind
Guard ....................... Gary Epp
Delbert ..................... James Quarter
Margie ...................... Rana Mack
Ralph ....................... Christopher M. Brown
Man ......................... Tim Hill
126. 04/05/92 "TEACHER PETS" (621) [03/06/92] {14.7/22}
Katherine Green
Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantically interested
in him is greeted by guffaws from Al and Kelly, but another student
smells the smoke and wants some fire for herself. Meanwhile, Peggy
has a cold. Can Bud keep two girls, or will he suffer a humiliating
Bundy defeat? Also in this episode, Al gets to watch (and sing along)
with another episode of his favorite quality TV show: "Psycho Dad",
while Peggy prefers the new Fox series: "Psycho Mom" [see appendix VI]
Darlene ..................... Charlotte Ross
Kid ......................... Ric Coy
Miss McGowen ................ Linda Gibboney
Ernie ....................... Bert L. Cook
Mrs. Mariner ................ Lillian Adams
127. 04/19/92 "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL" (622) [03/13/92] {13.4/22}
Stacie Lipp
When Kelly's modeling school suddenly closes down, she gets a new job
as a greeter at the "TV World" theme park. When this is threatened by
her low performance ratings, Kelly gets switched into "Commercial Land"
where she plays "The Verminator" who hunts down roaches (like Bud).
Meanwhile, Al takes his annual "Bundy World Tour", a week-long around
the world vacation (by himself), in the Bundy living room.
Mr. Nielsen ................. Louis Mustillo
Tour Guide .................. Edd Hall
Janitor ..................... Hal Landon, Jr.
Guy ......................... Mitchell Dean
Kid #1 ...................... Sean Fox
Kid #2 ...................... Lindsey France
Voice of Master Po .......... Dana Lee
128. 04/26/92 "THE GAS STATION SHOW" (623) [03/20/92] {13.1/20}
Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt
Al turns sentimental after watching the film "Shenandoah" on TV so he
proclaims to the family that it is now "Bundy Sunday Funday", but first
they must push the Dodge to a gas station. Unfortunately Al is broke
after buying $2 worth of "full service" gas, and when the family raids
the store for junk food he is stuck working off his debt at the pumps.
When Al eventually forces Bud to help him, the first car to arrive
contains four platinum blondes of the Swedish Bikini Team. This leaves
Al with the Chicago Bowling Team, consisting of four very large women.
Hilgar ...................... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
Joe ......................... Phil Buckman
Jim ......................... Colby Chester
Betty ....................... Leah Ayres
Jim jr ...................... Jeffrey Roth
Betty jr .................... Marisa Theodore
Stacey ...................... Andrea Leithe
Ulla ........................ Peggy Trentini
Karin ....................... Anna Keller
Olga ........................ Sherlock Ganz
Eva ......................... Jane Frances
129. 05/03/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (part 1)" (624) [03/30-04/17/92] {12.9/19}
Ellen L. Fogle
The Bundys win a trip to England, courtesy of the village Lower Uncton,
which can rid itself of a centuries-long curse by ridding the world of
male Bundys---and there are just two left. Back in 1653, an ancestor
of Al's - Shamus McBundy, insulted a fat, ugly witch who then imposed
a curse on the village and all future male Bundys. The Lower Uncton
residents must kill the last male Bundys inside their city limits in
order to end the curse, while Upper Uncton people must insure they die
outside the city so the curse becomes permanent and Lower Uncton stays
as their tourist attraction. [Note: story editors Larry Jacobson and
Stacie Lipp do a walk-on appearance together; LJ says "shoe salesman"]
Winston ..................... Bill Oddie
Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong
Igor ........................ Steven Hartley
Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman
Poxilda ..................... Helena Carroll
Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran *
Voice of Nearby Dogs ........ Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye *
130. 05/10/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (part 2)" (625) [03/30-04/17/92] {12.5/20}
Stacie Lipp
After shopping and eating a while longer in London, the Bundys arrive
in Lower Uncton -- minus Kelly, who decides to stay behind since she
is a "city girl". Marcy and Jefferson continue the quest to catch up
with their luggage. Meanwhile, at a London disco Kelly receives a
warning that the family is in danger. She must somehow find her way
to Lower Uncton, before it's too late.
Winston ..................... Bill Oddie
Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong
Igor ........................ Steven Hartley
Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman
[Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran]
131. 05/17/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (part 3)" (626) [03/30-04/17/92] {11.6/18}
Kevin Curran
With a mob of angry villagers in front of them and the gallows behind
them, Al and Bud finally realize that their lives may be in danger.
Kelly arrives just in time to rescue them, but the family is pursued
by Lower Unctonians until they reach the border between the two towns.
Caught between two competing mobs, the Bundys fate will depend on Al's
ability to joust, when the Unctonians make peace concessions based on
concession sales. Meanwhile, Marcy and Jefferson are finally having a
good time on their vacation... in a "bondage" club. [Note: the England
Show episodes were all produced by John Maxwell Anderson.]
Winston ..................... Bill Oddie
Trevor ...................... Alun Armstrong
Igor ........................ Steven Hartley
Mayor Fivshaw ............... Tony Steedman
[Voice of Buck ............... Kevin Curran]
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