Scouting: Skits p5
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This article is from the Scouting FAQ, by Bill Nelson nelsonb@nospam.aztec.asu.edu, Soaring Golden Eagle eagle@rangernet.org and Alan Houser troop24@emf.net with numerous contributions by others.
Scouting: Skits p5
Doctor's Office: First patient comes in hiccuping and asks to see the
doctor. The second patient comes in cross-eyed, with a silly look on his
face. The third person can't control his muscles and is all jittery.
They are all asked to sit down. The first person is asked to go in.
There is a real commotion and the patient comes out fine. The same thing
happens to the second and third patients. The nurse tells the doctor it
is time to go home. The doctor emerges with the symptoms of all his
patients and goes offstage.
Doggie Doctor: A person comes to a psychologist and says that he needs
help, he thinks that he is a dog, holding up his hands like a dog
begging. Through out the skit the person acting like a dog, does doglike
things, like scratching behind his ear, whining, etc. Doctor asks how
long he has had this problem. Ever since he was a puppy is the reply.
The doctor asks if he will lie on the couch but the person says that he
can't since he can't get on the furniture. Doctor's advice is to make
sure that he gets all his shots and don't go chasing any cars.
Easter Bunny: The Easter Bunny is out delivering his eggs and the police
arrest him for breaking and entering a house. The police don't believe
that he is the Easter Bunny, but finally decide to believe him and let
him go. He decides to finish delivering and tries to enter another house
where an old lady or man accuses him of stealing. The Bunny says, "Oh
no, not again!" and is run off the stage by the old lady swinging a
stick or umbrella.
The Echo: The club leader announces during the singing that he has
noticed an echo in the room and he is going to try it out (also could be
on a hike overlooking a canyon). The following is a dialogue between the
leader and the echo - a person out of the room or out of sight.
Leader: Hello
Echo: Hello
Leader: Cheese
Echo: Cheese
Leader: Bologna
Echo: (silence)
Leader: (to group) It must not be working now. I'll try again. (to echo)
+ This leader is great.
Echo: Bologna
Elevated Gum: A boy enters chewing gum, acting like a business man, with
a briefcase etc. Walks up and enters a elevator, sticks gum on the wall.
A kid listening to rock & roll on his portable stereo, dances into the
elevator, leans on wall, hands sticks to gum. Tries hard to pull hand
off the wall. The kid looks at the gum, stretches it, picks his nose,
sneezes, etc.; all getting on the gum. Throws the gum at the back of the
elevator where it sticks. Dum, spacey, jock stereotype enter the
elevator, leans on the back wall and the gum gets stuck to the following
places: first head and elevator, then head and hand, both hands, foot
and both hands, both feet and hands, hands, knees, and hand to face. He
finally gets free and sticks gum back on side wall. Businessman enters
the elevator after the Jock leaves, see gum and decides to chew it
again; then leaves.
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