Scouting: Skit Files p4
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This article is from the Scouting FAQ, by Bill Nelson nelsonb@nospam.aztec.asu.edu, Soaring Golden Eagle eagle@rangernet.org and Alan Houser troop24@emf.net with numerous contributions by others.
Scouting: Skit Files p4
The Brutal Miner
(Each character in the skit has a distinctive sound to make when
the Narrator says their name during the reading of the skit. The
Narrator should pause, after reading the name of each character
so they can make their sound and for audience reaction.)
Brutal Miner Grrrrrrrrrr
Tired Wife Oh dear.
Lazy Son (Yawning sound)
Young Daughter (Giggles)
Beautiful Daughter "Ahhhhh"
Handsome Harry Ah Ha !
Automobile Honk Honk
Cat Meow
Narrator:
Once upon a time in the far west, there lived a BRUTAL MINER, who
had a TIRED WIFE, a LAZY SON, a giggling YOUNG DAUGHTER, and a
BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER. On the other side of the mountain lived
HANDSOME HARRY. This young man drove his AUTOMOBILE over the
mountains and carried mail to the BRUTAL MINER.
One day, the TIRED WIFE was cleaning the house. The BEAUTIFUL
DAUGHTER was helping her. The YOUNG DAUGHTER was playing with
the CAT on the steps and the LAZY SON was sleeping. The BRUTAL
MINER came out and kicked the CAT. The TIRED WIFE and the
BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER rushed out with brooms and hit the BRUTAL
MINER, but this did not bother him. He grabbed the TIRED WIFE by
one arm and the BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER by the other and shoved them
into the house. The YOUNG DAUGHTER ran away with the CAT.
Just then, HANDSOME HARRY drove up in his AUTOMOBILE and saw the
BRUTAL MINER beating the TIRED WIFE and the BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER.
HANDSOME HARRY rushed to the rescue and grabbed the BRUTAL MINER
and threw him down the mine shaft. The BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER flew
into the waiting arms of HANDSOME HARRY, while the TIRED WIFE and
the YOUNG DAUGHTER watched with enthusiasm. The LAZY SON slept
on.
HANDSOME HARRY took the BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER in his AUTOMOBILE to
the little church in the wildwood and they lived happily every
after.
Chief Woodpussy
(Each character in the skit has a distinctive sound to make when
the Narrator says their name during the reading of the skit. The
Narrator should pause, after reading the name of each character
so they can make their sound, and for audience reaction.)
Cowboy Yippee !
Old Paintbrush (Whinney)
Chief Woodpussy (Makes war whoop)
Sitting Bull Hee Haw
Emma (Rattles stones in tin)
Timber Wolf Howooooo
Sheriff Bang Bang.
Deputy He went that-a-way
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