This article is from the the official alt.spleen FAQ, by Andrew Stellman with numerous contributions by others.
Andrew says: NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY MAIL TO ME REQUESTING MEDICAL ADVICE! I AM NOT A DOCTOR, AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANY USEFUL INFORMATION.
No. The Philosopher from Hell (email@example.com) says:
"Nobel sentiment, but please don't post it to alt.spleen, this is not a binary newsfroup. You should post it to alt.binaries.spleen."