This article is from the The Complete Guide To Hack Stand-Up Comedy, by Steven Rosenthal and Steve Silberberg (firstname.lastname@example.org) with numerous contributions by others.
Yes we do. And we don't know how could they get so lost on a three hour
tour or how come the Professor could build so much stuff but he couldn't
build a boat to leave with. It'll just remain one of the great mysteries of
our time. However, since we're so aware of the dilemma, don't bring it up.