This article is from the The Complete Guide To Hack Stand-Up Comedy, by Steven Rosenthal and Steve Silberberg (stevebo@onramp.net) with numerous contributions by others.
"What's the use of the eject button?... Our parents in the old days had to
get up and change it manually... Guys hog the remote... We can't just watch
one channel nowadays..." Heard it.
 
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