This article is from the The Complete Guide To Hack Stand-Up Comedy, by Steven Rosenthal and Steve Silberberg (stevebo@onramp.net) with numerous contributions by others.
Typically the pattern is: It wouldn't be that way if it was my ethnicity!
Because if it was my ethnicity it would have a lot of stereotypes
associated with my ethnic background! Stop this. It's an easy joke.
 
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