This article is from the M*A*S*H FAQ, by Doug Krause mash-faq@lido.com with numerous contributions by others.
- "horse hockey!"
- "mule fritters!"
- "monkey muffins!"
- "buffalo bagels!"
- "buffalo chips!"
- "pigeon pellets!"
- "pony pucks!"
- "beaver biscuits!"
- "cow cookies!"
- "bull cookies!"
- "pig feathers!"
- "road apples!"
- "hot sausage!"
- "hot mustard!"
- "jumpin' jodphurs!"
- "sufferin' saddlesoap!"
- "sufferin' sheepdip!"
- "shiverin' shinbones!"
- "holy hemostat!"
- "busload of bushwah!"
- "sweet limburger..."
- "sweet Nefertiti..."
- "Geeze Louise!"
- "Great Gatsby!"
- "Great Caesar's Ghost..."
- "Great Mother McCree..."
- "What in Hanna's Hell..."
- "Where in the name of Carrie's Corset..."
- "What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams..."
- "What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo..."
- "What in the name of Samuel Hill..."
- "What in the name of Great Caesar's Salad..."
- "What in the name of George Armstrong Custer..."
 
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