This article is from the Friends FAQ, by Andy J. Williams AndyJW@dartmouth.edu with numerous contributions by others.
W.E.N.U.S. = Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics
A.N.U.S = Annual Net Usage Statistics
JG: "As written in 'Stoned Guy' [115], it was 'Weekly Estimated Net Usage
Statistics'. Matthew said 'Systems' instead of 'Statistics', but we decided
to let it go because basically the joke was over as soon as he said the word
'WEENUS'.
"Then, when we did the WEENUS/ANUS call-back in 'Two Parts' [116 & 117], we
decided to go back to 'Statistics' 'cause it makes more sense -- knowing
full well that sharp-eared 'Netters would probably catch us at it."
 
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