This article is from the Ben Elton FAQ, by Andrew Wong andrew@theyoungones.com with numerous contributions by others.
Based on his successful West End play starring Dawn French, this is the
script of the play published in book format.....
"Doris Wallis, queen of the tabloid press, is, in her own words,
'a nasty cow who slaughters sacred cows'. Bitchy, brassy, and
bolshie, she writes a venomous TV column that specializes in
slagging off celebrities. She's so poisionous that - as she tells
her mousey secretary Peggy - 'Bogeyman get scared imagining me
under their beds'.
Her bitchiness is her career - and her career is on the up. On
the verge of a glorious venture into TV, she's not going to let
anything get in her way - not even the 'silly fat talentless old
cow' who is currently suing her for libel. And any skeletons she
may have in her cupboard are (like her bondage gear) firmly
locked up. Or so she thinks....."
The ISBN number is 0751501905. Buy it online from Amazon UK at:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0573018758/AUK1
 
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