1.6 The same procedure as last year...
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This article is from the Nordic countries FAQ, by Antti Lahelma and Johan Olofsson, with numerous contributions by others.
1.6 The same procedure as last year...
[ I'm including this already classic article by Lee Choquette in the
FAQ. Posted some years ago, it has stood the test of time pretty well,
which I suppose tells something quite fundamental about the nature of
this newsgroup. ]
From: Lee Choquette
Date: 24 Nov 92 11:58:18 MST
I got the idea for this article from one about the US presidential
debates posted in rec.humor.funny last month. I've also seen such
games for several different TV shows. Now I introduce...
THE SOC.CULTURE.NORDIC DRINKING GAME
You need a supply of your favorite drink (aquavit, koskenkorva, a
glass of vodka in a pitcher of Pommac, whatever) and a stack of
articles from soc.culture.nordic, if your local pub doesn't have
Usenet. Read through the articles, and take a drink (sip) each time
one of the following conditions is met:
1
An American asks what "canulla" means. Two drinks if a Swede
responds and can't figure out what the word is.
2
A heated argument erupts over whether Vikings had horned
helmets, or where Santa Claus lives. Take an additional drink
for each week the thread continues. The whole glass if someone
draws a color-coded graph of which Internet domains believe
Vikings had horned helmets.
3
Someone complains about software that strips the eighth-bit.
Two drinks if it's not someone from Iceland.
4
Someone criticizes the Swedish king. Two drinks if s/he
mentions the Norwegian prime minister or the 1994 Winter
Olympics in the same sentence.
5
Someone relates an anecdote demonstrating the kindness and
earthy humanity of the Norwegian king or his father. Two drinks
if it involves mass transit.
6
You hear about the Danish prince who doesn't use mass transit.
Two drinks if it's a story about a new crash.
7
There's an article about Olof Palme again. Drink the whole
glass if someone actually talks about Palme's life or beliefs,
not just his death.
8
An American asks about an obscure Scandinavian band, and the
conversation somehow shifts to Vikingarna and how awful
dansband music is. Two drinks if someone confesses to having
played Vikingarna on a jukebox.
9
Jungle animals are on the loose in Finland. Two drinks if the
topic turns to alcoholism in Finland.
11
Russian submarines are detected in the Stockholm archipelago.
Two drinks if the topic turns to alcoholism in Sweden. Three
drinks if it turns to drunk tourists in Copenhagen.
12
A genealogist to the group asks about a place one of his/her
ancestors came from, and for a couple of weeks we talk about
how to translate län and kommun into English.
13
An American asks what this newsgroup is for, and unwittingly
sparks a flame war over the meanings of "Scandinavia" and
"Skandinavien." Two drinks if the debate is instead over
whether sports comes under culture.
19
The Great Whaling Debate resumes. Two drinks if it doesn't
continue beyond a single article.
18
Swedish-speaking Finns are referred to as aristocrats. Two
drinks if a Finland-Swede refers to his potato-farming
ancestors.
17
A Finnish-speaking Finn complains about mandatory Swedish
classes. Two drinks if s/he can't write in Swedish despite the
classes.
26
We face the age-old question, "Why 'Italien' and 'italienare,'
or 'Förenta staterna' and 'amerikanare,' but 'Finland' and
'finländare'?"
81
Finns in Sweden are portrayed as the victims of racism, ethnic
cleansing, or genocide. One drink for each of the following
words or phrases you see:
a.
home language or hemspråk (2 drinks for "skolbyråkratisk
term");
b.
Forest Finns, skogsfinnar, or Värmland (2 drinks for
Nätti-Jussi);
c.
Tornedal Finns (2 drinks if someone disputes that they are
Finns);
d.
Nazi Germany, Holocaust, or the like; or
e.
Hasan B. Mutlu.
I hope I didn't offend anyone by this game. I mean it as a
good-natured (self) parody of this newsgroup.
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