This article is from the Gaffa - Love-Hounds - Kate Bush FAQ, by Ulrich Grepel uli@zoodle.robin.de with numerous contributions by others.
Also known as 'Read Before Posting'. Please excuse stev0's [SB] humor...
Q: What does "Gaffa" mean?
A: Duct tape. [see also 1.1.]
Q: When will Kate tour again?
A: Never. Ever. Really. [see also 4.2.]
Q: What is Kate saying at the end of "Leave it Open"?
A: "We let the weirdness in" [see also 5.5.]
Q: What is the words of that spoken word part in "Jig of Life"?
A: You don't want to know. Trust me.
Q: What is the best album in the entire history of Creation?
A1: The Dreaming. Anyone who disagrees is an asshole.
A2: Hounds of Love. Anyone who disagrees is an asshole.
Q: Should I post binaries to rec.music.gaffa?
A: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! [see also 1.4.]
Q: When is Kate's next album coming out?
A: Your guess is as good as mine.
Q: What are the URLs to some Kate Web pages.
A: http://american.recordings.com/WWWoM/cgi-bin/ubl?card+1032
[see also 4.12.]
Q: Hey! The episode of "Saturday Night Live", hosted
by Eric Idle, in which Kate was the musical guest,
doesn't have Kate on the tape I got! Was I ripped off?
A: Yes [see also 4.1.]
Q: Which is better, the British, Japanese, or Canadian Boxed Set?
A: You'll just have to get all of them and decide for yourself.
[see also 4.4.]
Q: Is it OK to talk about other artists on Lovehounds?
A: Yes. It is encouraged. [see also 1.1.]
Q: Even at length?
A: Yes. Well, don't go TOO far - posting multi-megabyte discographies is
frowned on (and yes, people have done that). Use your judgement.
[see also 1.1.]
Q: Can I even talk about Tori Amos?
A: Yes, you can even talk about Tori Amos. [see also 2.2.]
Q: What about Happy Rhodes?
A: Er, that will be all for today... [see also 2.1.]
Q: What to do about spam postings?
A: A few things. [see also 3.3.]
 
Continue to: