This article is from the Stop Smoking FAQ, by firstname.lastname@example.org with numerous contributions by others.
Sure! You'll be among wonderful and varied group of people, many with
a great sense of humour. Here's a sample:
Smoking quotes contributed by "Father Don" <dcuster@NANDO.NET>:
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
- Steven Pearl
OF COURSE I'm your friend, Albert - An' I'll STILL be your friend even
if you KEEP ON smokin'... Jes' not for as LONG is all...
- Pogo, "Walt Kelley's Pogo" strip (Doyle and Sternecky)
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
- Mark Twain
I have seen many a man turn his gold into smoke, but you are the first who
has turned smoke into gold.
- Queen Elizabeth I to Sir Walter Raleigh
I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to
make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand
- Warren Buffett, new head of Salomon Brothers investment firm.
What did you answer when you very first died and that angel asked you if
you preferred smoking or non-smoking?
- Man in Hell to another, "Bizarro" cartoon by Dan Piraro