This article is from the Michael Moore FAQ, by Edward Champion email@example.com with numerous contributions by others.
Well, according to Crackers:
Hey, that's a secret! Don't you see the mask? The purple one
over my eyes? That's so people -- and other chickens -- don't
recognize me. I would like to tell you more about myself, but I
fear it would compromise my crimefighting abilities. I must be able
to walk freely among the enemy to gather information on them. I
will reveal one small information about myself: my parents were
killed by corporate crime. And I won't rest until *those* villains
feel a Swift Kick from the Drumstick of Justice!