This article is from the Michael Moore FAQ, by Edward Champion email@example.com with numerous contributions by others.
GOOD NEWS: We beat the mayor! After some
fast work by our legal team and a public outcry
from many of you, New York City mayor Rudy
Guiliani rescinded the order preventing us from
shooting our new TV show, "The Awful Truth", on
the streets of New York. Whoever wrote the First
Amendment should be on everyone's Christmas
And... we beat the bathroom king! Millionaire
Ira Rennert, the top toxic polluter in the country,
withdrew his lawsuit, admitted that sworn
statements he provided the court were not true,
and the judge dismissed the case and the
restraining order against us "with prejudice"
(meaning he is barred from suing us again on
So we continue to film our story on Mr. Rennert
and his home with the 39 bathrooms.