This article is from the Anime FAQ, by Steve Pearl with numerous contributions by others.
PUMA once on r.a.anime.
PUMA write funny posts.
PUMA had biggest funniest .sig!
PUMA had other name -- Keith Andreano!
PUMA otaku at finest!
PUMA should represent us all!
PUMA's fave manga: NAUSEA of the Valley of Passing Wind! Now that
miasma! No wonder they wear masks! Must grow a lot of beans there!
PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!
PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!
PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!PUMA!
or in English:
By day, PUMA masquerades as Keith J. Andreano, a former participant of rec.arts.anime. Keith lost his account, though, a few months ago. A black, black, day.
--From posts by David Blume & Sea Wasp
Addendum: Puma has since returned and left the net again. To the joy and sorrow (take your pick) of the various other netters.
 
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