23.3 Do the Brady Girls Swallow?
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This article is from the Sex Movies FAQ, by director@gti.net (The Director) with numerous contributions by others.
23.3 Do the Brady Girls Swallow?
I don't know... maybe they spit, but I can tell you they've never
done porn, or even appeared nude.
Well, actually, maybe Marcia appeared nude. Some people swear up
and down she did, though they usually don't remember the movie. I
asked Craig Hosoda (author of the Bare Facts) and he doesn't think
she did. So, until I see it with my own eyes... I say no.
To cloud the waters a little more, someone sent me this in the
mail...
Craig's objection to "Texas Lightning" is that the
scene he has in mind was "dark, hard to see".
Nothing much to see with only home equipment. But
Craig MISSED the bar scene, where it is not dark.
Her nip-slip is merely very quick. But yes,
Maureen McCormick's nipple was exposed.
So, the issue is cloudy. I can't seem to find Texas Lightning in
my area video stores, so... this one stays grey for now.
But, as we know, nudity does not equal hardcore porn in any aspect,
anyway. Susan "Cindy" Olsen was never in pornographic movies. Nor
is she, as according to another rumor that is widely circulated,
dead. She never committed suicide. And she was never in an adult
video. And she's not related to the Folger's coffee lady.
In a recent interview with Howard Stern, Susan denied she ever
revealed her body to the camera. Howard was understandably
disappointed.
A new reader of a.s.m. (lemetro@io.org) pointed out this little
tidbit which I think does a pretty darned good job of explaining
the "Cindy did Porn" rumor...
"About 10 years ago or so there was this crappy American show
called "Divorce Court" in which B and C list actors played the
various parties in divorce cases supposedly drawn from real life.
In one of these Susan Olsen played a young woman who was attempting
to divorce her abusive, sleazeball, etc., etc. husband. He had
hooked her on heroin, blackmailed her and forced her to act in
pornographic movies."
"I suspect that someone, having just glanced at this show, couldn't
separate art from reality and leapt to the wrong conclusion and the
rumor that she had done porn rose from this."
I'm told Susan Olsen is now a DJ for an LA radio station paired up
with ex-MTV host and Blues Traveler video-posterboy, Ken Ober.
There have also been some fake pictures of Marcia floating around,
and they are just that, fakes... and poorly done ones at that. I
have not seen any vidcaps from the aforementioned "Texas
Lightning."
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