This article is from the Scouting FAQ, by Bill Nelson nelsonb@nospam.aztec.asu.edu, Soaring Golden Eagle eagle@rangernet.org and Alan Houser troop24@emf.net with numerous contributions by others.
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1st scout "OOOOOUCH , OOOOOH , OOOUCH."
2nd scout "What's the matter with you?"
1st scout "A bee's stung my thumb."
2nd scout "Try putting some cream on it then."
1st scout "But the bee will be miles away by this time."
 
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