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Spleen FAQ



The alt.spleen FAQ covers spleen care, maintenance, entertainment, sport, history, music and pop culture, and many other spleen-related topics.

This official alt.spleen FAQ was compiled and written by Andrew Stellman with numerous contributions by others.

Andrew says: NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY MAIL TO ME REQUESTING MEDICAL ADVICE! I AM NOT A DOCTOR, AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANY USEFUL INFORMATION.

-01 What is the purpose of alt.spleen?
spleen FAQ: 01 What is the purpose of alt.spleen?
-02 Can I vent my spleen on alt.spleen?
spleen FAQ: 02 Can I vent my spleen on alt.spleen?
-03 Are these questions REALLY frequently asked?
spleen FAQ: 03 Are these questions REALLY frequently asked?
-04 Is this the only FAQ?
spleen FAQ: 04 Is this the only FAQ?
-05 Did you really write a script to convert this FAQ into HTML?
spleen FAQ: 05 Did you really write a script to convert this FAQ into HTML?
-06 So what is that spleen thing, anyway?
spleen FAQ: 06 So what is that spleen thing, anyway?
-07 Do I have a spleen?
spleen FAQ: 07 Do I have a spleen?
-08 How do I care for my spleen?
spleen FAQ: 08 How do I care for my spleen?
-09 Where did the spleen get such a beautiful name?
spleen FAQ: 09 Where did the spleen get such a beautiful name?
-10 Are the rumors of spleen violence true?
spleen FAQ: 10 Are the rumors of spleen violence true?
-11 Does the spleen change size or shape? Like, does it get big?
spleen FAQ: 11 Does the spleen change size or shape? Like, does it get big?
-12 No, I mean REALLY big. What happens when the spleen gets REALLY big?
spleen FAQ: 12 No, I mean REALLY big. What happens when the spleen gets REALLY big?
-13 Does alt.spleen get a lot of traffic?
spleen FAQ: 13 Does alt.spleen get a lot of traffic?
-14 Has there ever been a case of accidental rupturing of the spleen?
spleen FAQ: 14 Has there ever been a case of accidental rupturing of the spleen?
-15 How can I keep my spleen clean?
spleen FAQ: 15 How can I keep my spleen clean?
-16 What about nutrition?
spleen FAQ: 16 What about nutrition?
-17 What about vegetarian alternatives?
spleen FAQ: 17 What about vegetarian alternatives?
-18 Can I splendify my spleen by adding aluminum siding?
spleen FAQ: 18 Can I splendify my spleen by adding aluminum siding?
-19 If your spleen accidentally OD's what is the proper dosage of adrenaline to administer in the emergency injection?
spleen FAQ: 19 If your spleen accidentally OD's what is the proper dosage of adrenaline to administer in the emergency injection?
-20 What is the estimated time that the spleen can remain unconsious beforepermenant damage is inevitable?
spleen FAQ: 20 What is the estimated time that the spleen can remain unconsious beforepermenant damage is inevitable?
-21 Upon recovery, which overpriced movie house confectionry would be best tofeed it?
spleen FAQ: 21 Upon recovery, which overpriced movie house confectionry would be best tofeed it?
-22 What happens when you swallow phlegm? Why would a spleen care?
spleen FAQ: 22 What happens when you swallow phlegm? Why would a spleen care?
-23 Is there such thing as a "second spleen"? Do some people have more than one spleen? Can this "second spleen" be donated?
spleen FAQ: 23 Is there such thing as a
-24 Does giving blood have any adverse effects on the spleen?
spleen FAQ: 24 Does giving blood have any adverse effects on the spleen?
-25 Why do squirrels seem so interested in me?
spleen FAQ: 25 Why do squirrels seem so interested in me?
-26 How do you get rid of a spleen?
spleen FAQ: 26 How do you get rid of a spleen?
-27 When I die, should I convert my spleen to binary and post it to alt.spleen?
spleen FAQ: 27 When I die, should I convert my spleen to binary and post it to alt.spleen?
-28 Who created alt.spleen, and why?
spleen FAQ: 28 Who created alt.spleen, and why?
-29 Who has the most spleens?
spleen FAQ: 29 Who has the most spleens?
-30 What is trephination?
spleen FAQ: 30 What is trephination?
-31 Does trephination hurt your spleen?
spleen FAQ: 31 Does trephination hurt your spleen?
-32 So why all this mention of Spam? Where does it come from?
spleen FAQ: 32 So why all this mention of Spam? Where does it come from?
-33 What is "boogaloo", and what does it have to do with Margaret Thatcher?
spleen FAQ: 33 What is
-34 Has your mother really read this FAQ?
spleen FAQ: 34 Has your mother really read this FAQ?
-35 Did Andy Warhol really lose his spleen?
spleen FAQ: 35 Did Andy Warhol really lose his spleen?
-36 What did Ricky say when Lucy came home with an extra spleen?
spleen FAQ: 36 What did Ricky say when Lucy came home with an extra spleen?
-37 So, who died and made Keith "God of the newsgroup?"
spleen FAQ: 37 So, who died and made Keith
-38 I've heard rumors of a secret spleen club. Are these rumors true?
spleen FAQ: 38 I've heard rumors of a secret spleen club. Are these rumors true?
-39 Why would anyone want a girlfriend WITHOUT a spleen?
spleen FAQ: 39 Why would anyone want a girlfriend WITHOUT a spleen?
-40 Lately my spleen has been ordering pizzas and expects me to pay. Surely this is unfair as I have been a good host. Furthermore, howcould my spleen be using the phone?
spleen FAQ: 40 Lately my spleen has been ordering pizzas and expects me to pay. Surely this is unfair as I have been a good host. Furthermore, howcould my spleen be using the phone?
-41 Who is the patron Young One of alt.spleen?
spleen FAQ: 41 Who is the patron Young One of alt.spleen?
-42 What's all this "ob" stuff?
spleen FAQ: 42 What's all this
-43 Is there a zine called SPLEEN?
spleen FAQ: 43 Is there a zine called SPLEEN?
-44 Bibliography
spleen FAQ: 44 Bibliography









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