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This article is from the the
official alt.spleen FAQ, by Andrew Stellman with numerous
contributions by others.
Andrew says: NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY MAIL TO ME REQUESTING
MEDICAL ADVICE! I AM NOT A DOCTOR, AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANY USEFUL
INFORMATION.
25 Why do squirrels seem so interested in me?
The great Remy (remy@holly.colostate.edu) has this to say:
"it is a little known secret (kinda redundent i suppose) that a squirrels
favorite food is the spleen.. an ancient tribe of warriors, the
spleetzi's, discovered this and practiced the torture i talked about..
they found that if they shoved the rodent into the anus of a person, it
would make its way to the spleen - eating through the wall of the
intestine. this usually caused much pain to the recipient and simple
delighted the spleetzi's. so, in conclusion, i would recommend to those
people who are outnumbered by squirrels to not, under any cicrumstances,
let squirrels smell your spleen.."
Sage advice from a very wise man.
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