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This article is from the the
official alt.spleen FAQ, by Andrew Stellman with numerous
contributions by others.
Andrew says: NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY MAIL TO ME REQUESTING
MEDICAL ADVICE! I AM NOT A DOCTOR, AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANY USEFUL
INFORMATION.
16 What about nutrition?
As mentioned before, spam and haggis are important for spleens, and
are high in nutrients required by the spleen. The spleen requires
stomach-like and liver-like material, which is found in haggis (made
from the innards of labs) and spam (made from rats and chickens and
insects, all of which taste like stomach to a spleen). Also, striated
meat (like USDA Grade C [spoiled] beef, shreded) is good spleen
food.
Additionally, according to internist Dr. Jozxyqk (jozxyqk@aol.com),
high-cellulose foods are beneficial:
"The consumption of copious amounts of LARD each and every day has been
proven to significantly benefit your spleen. Honest."
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