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This article is from the the
official alt.spleen FAQ, by Andrew Stellman with numerous
contributions by others.
Andrew says: NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY MAIL TO ME REQUESTING
MEDICAL ADVICE! I AM NOT A DOCTOR, AND WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANY USEFUL
INFORMATION.
15 How can I keep my spleen clean?
Noted spleen researcher David Calvin (calvid@nason105.its.rpi.edu)
finds that Pledge is the only way to remove waxy Spam buildup. However,
for everyday cleaning, Windex or soap and water, plus a rubdown with
a paper towel or a lint-free cloth, should suffice. Never tumble dry
your spleens, they bruise easily when exposed to heat.
David Calvin notes that Pledge and Spam are important elements to a
happy spleen, and should not be ignored. If you want your spleen to
be happy in the long run, treat it to a meal of Spam (or Vegimite for
vegetarian spleens -- see below for more about vegetarian alternatives),
followed by a brisk Pledge rubdown, at least once a year. This will
greatly improve a spleen's attitude and outlook.
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