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This article is from the Dragonlance FAQ, by Stig Erik Sandø stig@ii.uib.no with numerous contributions by
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3. How to do it (alt.fan.dragonlance)
a. ? Some guy said that "Tanis was gay" or that "Raist is a woman", or
? something equally mean and I _know_ this is not true (it is not
? written in capital letters on the frontpage, duh!). What tactique
? should I use when flaming them?
* First, press down your Caps Lock (we need to see the flame), and
* then POST (at least four times so the goddamned gay/feminist can see
* your flame). Don't limit yourself in the choice of words, just let
* the emotions flow and namecalling is GOOD for such ignorant
* fools. When you're done with the post, mail 6 copies to each of the
* other guys and girls you have seen in the newsgroup (all of them) so
* they also know what the goddamned gay/feminist did say. The next step
* is of course to mailbomb the gay/feminist with all your hard disk
* contents and whatever viruses you have (I mean your computer, of
* course). When you're done with that send 7 mails to the
* gay/feminist's ISP and tell them what a perverted guy or girl it is
* and what he or she does with his or hers frozen food when he/she is
* naked alone with his/her little dog. Next on the list is other
* newsgroups, you really should post to all existing newsgroups (get a
* programmer to write you a script) and say what he did. Known
* newsgroups who also may have an interest in the post is alt.gays,
* alt.activism.feminism, alt.sex.gays, alt.fan.buchanan,
* alt.we.kill.gays, alt.we.hate.feminists, alt.women,
* soc.culture.feminism, soc.culture.gay and not least alt.sickoes.
* You thought you were finished? Naah.. then you should email some
* fundamentalist religious group and convince them of the horrors of
* the Net and make them start a crusade against the heathens, then go
* to CNN AND your local paper with the news (they're very interested
* in such stuff) and remember the part with the frozen food and the
* little pets (it works quite well with Michael Jackson), the
* massmedia never sensationalize stuff so you'll get your side of the
* story. That's about it (real vigilants should also broadcast the
* message to outer space, just in case small green men could get funny
* ideas). Now you should feel better. BTW: If your account still is
* there tomorrow you're a damn lucky guy :) (and read Emily Postnews
* for even more juicy tactiques :)
b. ? John Doe is a complete moron, what should I do?
* For the "normal" people:
* Some people are complete morons and do their best at ruining the
* newsgroup. Unfortunately, most of these morons, don't get the clue
* even if everyone flames them, you tattoo "Moron" on their brow, and
* you push him/her into the lion cage at the local Zoo. The best way
* to deal with them is to ignore them completely.
*
* For everyone:
* 1. Show everyone respect, even lowclass dimwitted pre-puberty freaks
* 2. If someone flames you, ask yourself if you did something wrong,
* and if you did, apologize. If you are not sure or you're innocent
* and the flaming continues, ask one of the dinos for advice.
* 3. Remember that maybe more than a thousand people read the
* newsgroup every day. Compare it to stand on a marketplace with a
* thousand people and yelling. If you are comfortable yelling stupid
* things on a large marketplace, go ahead in the newsgroup too.
* 4. If you have behaved bad, there is nothing like a sincere apology
* (not some "my brother says he is very sorry but is unable to use the
* computer because we tied him to the tree in the garden to keep him
* from chewing on the furniture. But he will be a nice boy now.") and
* you are usually given a new chance
c. ? What should I do with hypocritical dinosaurs?
* Beats me, I have never seen one :-)
d. ? How do you treat a dinosaur?
* Flatter, flatter and good food. Just kidding, but heed their
* advice for use of the newsgroup and buy them a drink if you have the
* chance. But by all means, be ruthless in discussions and nail them
* to the wall with your arguments and you'll end up being a dinosaur
* before you can say "Takhisis is a sheepdog".
*
* As for the real geriatric dinos (who has seen gory fights and
* survived), I frankly do not know.
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