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This article is from the Michael Moore FAQ, by Edward Champion edchamp@slip.net with numerous contributions by others.

5.2.9. Crackers the Corporate Crime-Fighting Chicken (TV Nation)

Well, according to Crackers:

Hey, that's a secret! Don't you see the mask? The purple one
over my eyes? That's so people -- and other chickens -- don't
recognize me. I would like to tell you more about myself, but I
fear it would compromise my crimefighting abilities. I must be able
to walk freely among the enemy to gather information on them. I
will reveal one small information about myself: my parents were
killed by corporate crime. And I won't rest until *those* villains
feel a Swift Kick from the Drumstick of Justice!

 

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