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This article is from the The Complete Guide To Hack Stand-Up Comedy, by Steven Rosenthal and Steve Silberberg (stevebo@onramp.net) with numerous contributions by others.

3h "You gotta be careful these days, lotta diseases out there..."

"Remember when it was just STDs? Now herpes is like nothing!" or the old
standby condom jokes "Who's NOT going to buy the larger condoms!", At the
checkout line "Price check on extra small condoms", "I'm wearing one now!"
and "I wear two condoms all the time and when I'm ready to have sex, I just
take off one!"

 

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